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| Religion is dangerous because it fools people into believing that they
have a purpose beyond existence. I posit that the enlightenment
comes when people realize that they are individuals only momentarily
and are only consequential as members of a species. It has been
suggested to me that humans are higher than animals because we can
contemplate our own mortality. While this may be true, the vast
majority of human beings refuse to accept the fact that we are
mortal. Reincarnation and paradise are just ways to avoid
addressing mortality at all, and so it seems that humans are higher
than animals because we can pretend that we're not going to die.
The world would be a much better place if human beings would recognize
the fact that we are not exterior to evolution. Like it or not,
we are still just members of the food chain. Exercise your right
to eat creatures lower than yourself. Do not do harm to the
continuation of your species. These are concepts that every
animal understands on a very basic, primal level, and humans cannot
manage to hammer into their skulls. I'm not convinced we're so
smart after all.
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| So i'm headed back to dc, momentarily at least. should be in by
friday, if anyone wants to see me, give me a call, or contact me on aim
at primordialsndwch. blah. i'm trying to import songs to my
mp3 player. so boring.
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The Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic |
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules - |
the Wit
(61% dark, 23% spontaneous, 26% vulgar) |
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
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